nickel_engarde

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:23:18 GMT

I seriously can't believe how idiotic Edgeworth can be. I expected my attack on him to be much more...subtle and nuanced. Now it seems as though he's just a whiny bastard, even worse so than my dear Adrian Andrews, perhaps even that bitch Celeste Inpax. Honestly, this is by far the most straightforward assault on a person that I have ever done. And it was simply laid out before me in such an easy manner to execute.

And you know what? I'm going to be happy when I do get my hands around Balthier. He's a man of sophistication and cunning. A class-act. With him in tow, I'm not going to be afraid to rub this fact all over the prosecutor's face. Because there's nothing in the law books about theft of love. He can't touch me since I've done NOTHING wrong.

A crime that'll wound Edgeworth and allow me to get away with it... Interesting...

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:28:31 GMT

Who? Matt Engarde and Miles Edgeworth
When? Last night
What? Edgeworth's spider senses tingle when Matt Engarde IMs him
Warnings? A slight slip in Matt's happy-go-lucky personality?

[22:50] bourbonchug: *pokepoke*
[22:51] DemonProsecutor: ....?
[22:52] bourbonchug: I think this is who I think it is. Is it? o.O
[22:53] DemonProsecutor: I'm not sure. Who are you looking for?
[22:56] bourbonchug: Prosecutor Edgeworth....?
[22:56] DemonProsecutor: Yes, that is me. Who is this?
[22:58] bourbonchug: Oh don't you remember? It's Matt Engarde!
[22:59] DemonProsecutor: <i>What?!</i>
[23:01] bourbonchug: Yes... o.O It's Matt. I didn't know you'd be so surprised.
[23:02] DemonProsecutor: ...Why aren't you in prison?
[23:03] bourbonchug: Because...I'm here...? Why would I be in prison?
[23:06] DemonProsecutor: Because you were found guilty of many charges. One of them being conspiracy to murder.
[23:06] bourbonchug: ...Are you sure you have the right one? I'm the guy...refreshing like a spring breeze...?
[23:07] DemonProsecutor: And full of just as many lies as a common crimminal.
[23:09] bourbonchug: Lying? What makes you think I'm lying... :(
[23:13] DemonProsecutor: Because I've seen your true colors, Engarde.
[23:29] bourbonchug: I don't even know what you're talking about. I'd ask Adrian what was wrong with you if she was here. :/
[23:32] DemonProsecutor: Ask Wright. He should be able to tell you.
[23:33] bourbonchug: He didn't say anything when I poked him...
[23:33] bourbonchug: T-T
[23:35] DemonProsecutor: ...We're both in the middle of a very important case at the moment. I'm sure he doesn't have time to deal with you.
[23:42] bourbonchug: Deal with me? I didn't do anything wrong!
[23:45] DemonProsecutor: ....right.
[23:59] bourbonchug: You're wrong...you'll see... :(
[00:02] DemonProsecutor: See you back in prison where you belong/
[00:02] DemonProsecutor: *?
[00:07] bourbonchug: Even if I did something wrong back then...
[00:07] bourbonchug: ...what makes you think I'll get caught in this world?
[00:07] bourbonchug: It's all hypothetical of course. ^-^
[00:08] DemonProsecutor: You can try, Engarde... However the law enforcement and court systems here are far different than those back home.\
[00:15] bourbonchug: I wouldn't know what you were talking about even if I was caught in some trouble :/
[00:15] bourbonchug: But til then, I"ll be hanging out with some people less stiff than you~
[00:18] DemonProsecutor: Good.

What the?

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:22:16 GMT

Hey, what am I doing here for? One minute I was sitting in my ~~jail cell~~ room and the next I was whisked off over here. What gives? o.O

My watch also seems to be a bit off. I can't get any signal here...actually maybe. I might have to tinker with it a bit. Where's my manager when I need one?

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooo

...Nope, still broken.